Serious enquiries only for one-to-one tuition on the construction of Cards in a Bottle


  • Okay so yes this is kind of a joke but it's on here becasue I get asked more than one would expect!


    The fact of the matter is that it takes many hours, in fact years, of tedious trial and error to perfect the art of making a pristine looking Cards in a Bottle and as anyone that has taken the time to master it will tell you, it is not something you can easily buy a book or DVD on and follow a step-by-step guide.


    Every person that produces their own bottles will have their own unique tips, methods and means of making the perfect Cards in a Bottle that they will have worked out either on purpose or by accident over many hours of bottle making. 


    ​I have only ever taught one other person how to make the bottles that I produce and my exact method for doing so but the person in question was not looking to sell them, but rather came over from Europe to learn in order to then produce an art installation for a degree course that involved some 200 bottles some of which were impossible bottles. It took an intensive couple of days and a four-figure fee however this tuition is not something I plan to replicate in the near future.


    ​So my advice would be, if you're interested, find yourself a decent bottle, grab a few decks of cards and start brainstorming methodology and give it a go! remember though - the deck inside must be in perfect working order if the bottle were to be smashed - so no filling the box with sand or trying to cheat!


    If you have a massive disposable income and are prepared to put in the suesequent work to master this engaging and addictive craft then by all means, give me your money and I will teach you everything you need to know.

  • No refunds on tuition once the methodology has been taught and the purchaser agrees to sign a binding disclaimer not to disclose or sell-on any information taught.